Ooo I could crush a grape
I could test drive a Tonka
I could rip a tissue
I could jump off a dolls house
What a twat!
I saw him once, he was appearing in a children's entertainment theatre at the Funcoast World Skegness, where I went with my mum, dad & sister (my brother wasn't born then). He was on the stage doing his routine, fun & games and a sign-song, keep the kids quiet etc. Part of his show required a volunteer, I didn't get picked, and haven't forgiven him since.
Scrub this, what happened to Stu Francis? Who knows and who cares?
Not that I'm bitter or owt.
I could test drive a Tonka
I could rip a tissue
I could jump off a dolls house
What a twat!
I saw him once, he was appearing in a children's entertainment theatre at the Funcoast World Skegness, where I went with my mum, dad & sister (my brother wasn't born then). He was on the stage doing his routine, fun & games and a sign-song, keep the kids quiet etc. Part of his show required a volunteer, I didn't get picked, and haven't forgiven him since.
Scrub this, what happened to Stu Francis? Who knows and who cares?
Not that I'm bitter or owt.
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