Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Last night I dreamt I had a tattoo & ate maltesers

More liquorice = more dreams.

The alarm clock woke me this morning before I had a chance to eat a bag of maltesers!!
Another interesting part of my dream involved me getting a tattoo on my *whistle-whistle* it was a swirly Maori pattern than an animal. 

I don't have any tattoos and haven't ever really wanted one, so i don't know why i'm dreaming of getting one

(Last night ate lamb chops with garlic & anchovies (HFW recipe) and more liquorice allsorts) 

Tuesday, 27 January 2009

Last night I dreamt about playing the drums

I had a dream last night that I was playing on various drumkits, but they weren't set up in the way I was expecting and the skins were slack on them. Also, every time I went to have a go my uncle (the annoying drunk one) kept jumping the queue and playing them before me. He (my uncle) kept getting my age wrong too, he kept saying I was 13, in the end I chucked a cup of hot chocolate at him and told him not to speak to me until he remembered how old I was.

Then, to top it all off, I found the drumkit...the set up looked sounded excellent, I waited patiently for Stevie Wonder to finish playing them, and was about to sit on the stool and go for it when...BEEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEP

Fucking alarm clock! 

(Food eaten: Last night ate: warmed up bolognaise (no pasta) and 10 liquorice allsorts)

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Leekspin on the telly???

I've just seen the Ready Brek advert - it freaked me out...THEY'VE STOLEN LEEKSPIN!!

And enjoy the original from

Friday, 16 January 2009

Bob Marley knew about hairdryer technology years before it was invented

ion Lion Zion sang Mr Bob Marley many years ago...

I've only recently dabbled in ion hairdryer technology, and was extremely impressed with how frizz-free my hair was, when I dried my hair after my shower last night.

I took advantage of the sales and bought some 'Carmen Hairdryer' with 'Ionic Technology' and endorsed by some hair-guru...I'm not used to all of the buttons: one for turbo, one for quick cool blast, one for the temperature and one for the speed. But I'm pleased with it. I was a bit unsure about what ionic hairdryers could do for me, and now I know.

I've managed to fuse every lightbulb in the house though - but at least my hair's not frizzy!!!

Saturday, 10 January 2009


"I am a mouse called fingermouse,
Fingermouse that's me,
I'm a musical paper mouse
As anyone can see...
I can do this...
I can do that...
even at the drop of the hat...

I can play drums (visual of mouse playing drums)
I can play keys (visual of mouse playing piano)

I am a mouse called fingermouse. Fingermouse - THAT'S ME!!!"

When I was young - it was the ginger haired Iain Lauchlan (who also used to do Playschool) and not the beardy-man who did Fingerbobs - I've never seen that.