As mad as a box of frogs

If you put me in a box I'd be pretty mad (after about an hour or so).

Found this nice picture, but when I see it, I've got the phrase 'a frog in the hand is worth two in the bush' in my head. I know it's bird (shut up).

Nailing jelly to a wall

I've never done it, but I think it would be fun.

I'll eat pretty much any flavour jelly you put in front of me.
Sucking jelly through a straw takes skill and ability but once there you get an immense sense of achievement, that cannot be put into words. I'd recommend it to everyone.

My friend Katie, aka Kelly, aka Stacey

Katie Howard is a lovely girl.
I remember the first time I met her, it was around Christmas in The Black Bull (Northallerton) and she reminded me of Kelly Windsor from Emmerdale Farm. From that night on, I referred to her as Kelly. Several years on, Kelly Windsor left Emmerdale Farm and then a new girl appeared on Eastenders, Stacey Slater.

Which one's which?

Skittles - chewy in the middle

I'm not keen on Skittles, are they still called skittles?
The crunchy fruity chewy sweets in the red packet, they come in a range of rainbow colours and flavours too.

They're deceptive and I don't like them. Because they're just crunchy when you don't expect it.