Having babies

I'm at that age when there's lots of baby-talk going around; friends, family and colleagues are either announcing babies or having babies and there comes a time when I think about me having a baby, this doesn't last long, as I start to think about it in more detail and I list the reasons why I'm not ready:  

Not ready for a baby because...

1. I would rather have a new kitchen
2. I would rather have a new bathroon
3. I enjoy sleeping, lie-ins and undisturbed sleep
4. I enjoy taking holidays when I want and where I want
5. I don't want to give up unpasturised cheese.
6. I don't want to give up alcohol (I drink port and eat unpasturised cheese)
7. I don't want to give up eggs.
8. I don't want to get fat, I've already been fat and struggle with my weight as it is.
9. I've heard today, that you can't have hot baths or showers in case you 'poach' the baby, so, I don't want to give up hot baths or showers.
10. I don't want to go though the discomfort of childbirth
11. I would rather have a flock of chickens
12. I'm still preferring to give children back to their parents when I've had enough
13. They are just so expensive