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Peach slices also remind me of goldfish too, and i like to swallow peach slices whole and pretend I'm Kevin Kline off 'A Fish Called Wanda'.
Anyway, dried mango is a really delicious, chewy, sweet and nutritious food. The problem is, it just gets stuck in my teeth and I spend more time picking it out that I spend eating it.
Fruit gums used to be like that too. I'd be stood in the cornershop debating 'fruit pastilles or fruit gums' fruit pastilles won everytime - I couldn't be arsed to pick the fruit gums out of my teeth for the rest of the day.