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Things that parents say..."I'm babysitting tonight"
A colleague said "I'm babysitting tonight" - he was talking about his own child.
When I asked, "babysitting? your own child? are you getting paid?"
He said yeh, "I get pizza and whatever I can drink from the drinks cabinet"